from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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