At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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