i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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