Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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