i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I supernannyed him into submission
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
