He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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