just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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