So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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