Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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