My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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