things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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