We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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