Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Randomize
