Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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