everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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