It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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