bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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