Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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