Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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