the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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