When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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