Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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