So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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