I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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