Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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