Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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