She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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