And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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