think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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