well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
