Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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