Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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