There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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