My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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