Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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