Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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