no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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