your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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