I think scott just propositioned me for sex
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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