Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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