The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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