I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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