hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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