so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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