Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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