seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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