the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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