yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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