My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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