wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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