shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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