Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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