just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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