did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the day after is always just damage control
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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