Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
