All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
