I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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